We thought we’d remind everyone that George W. Bush has a birthday coming up July 6th. He will be celebrating his 76th birthday. Here are just a few of his most famous quotes with a bonus thrown in from Jay Leno.

  • IT WILL TAKE TIME TO RESTORE CHAOS AND ORDER.
  • THEY HAVE MISCALCULATED ME AS A LEADER.
  • I AM MINDFUL OF NOT ONLY PRESERVING EXECUTIVE POWERS FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR PREDECESSORS AS WELL.
  • (when asked why Osama bib Laden has not been caught) BECAUSE HE’S HIDING.
  • IF YOU DON’T STAND FOR ANYTHING, YOU DON’T STAND FOR ANYTHING! BUT IF YOU DON’T STAND FOR SOMETHING, YOU DON’T STAND FOR ANYTHING.
  • (from Jay Leno) GEORGE BUSH IS VERY SMART. I DON’T THINK HE’LL EVER BE IMPEACHED ‘CAUSE HE’S IMMUNE FROM SCANDAL. IF GEORGE TESTIFIES HE HAS NO IDEA OF WHAT WAS GOING ON–WOULDN’T YOU BELIEVE HIM?
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