It is true that our postings can get “heavy” but we see that as simply reflecting the topics of the day. We live in a serious world so it’s necessary to start each posting episode with a bit of levity. Here are today’s offerings. Enjoy!!

  • LIFE DOESN’T IMTATE ART, IT IMITATES BAD TELEVISION. (Woody Allen)
  • A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS THE SURE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY. (Mark Twain)
  • “TO BE IS TO DO” (Socrates) “TO DO IS TO BE” (Sartre) “DO BE DO BE DO” (Sinatra)
  • NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS. (George Carlin)
  • IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOD THINKS OF MONEY, JUST LOOK AT THE PEOPLE HE GAVE IT TO. (Dorothy Parker)
  • THE TROUBLE WITH BEING IN A RAT RACE IS EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU’RE STILL A RAT. (Lily Tomlin)
  • MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR–UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOPLE. (Orson Welles)
  • WHO WAS THE FIRST GUY WHO FIRST LOOKED AT A COW AND SAID “I THINK I’LL DRINK WHATEVER COMES OUT OF THESE WHEN I SQUEEZE ‘EM?” (Bill Watterson)
  • HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? (George Carlin)
  • TOO BAD ALL THE PEOLE WHO KNOW HOW TO RUN THE COUNTRY ARE BUSY DRIVING TAXICABS AND CUTTING HAIR. (George Burns)
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