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  • EVERYWHERE IS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME.
  • THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN FISHING AND JUST STANDING ON THE SHORE LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
  • I JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. I WAS IN A SPEED READING ACCIDENT. I HIT A BOOKMARK AND WENT SLIDING ACROSS THE ROOM.
  • I’D KILL FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
  • RIGHT NOW I’M HAVING AMNESIA AND DEJA VU AT THE SAME TIME. I THINK I’VE FORGOTTEN THIS BEFORE.
  • IF A PERSON WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS SUICIDE– IS THAT TECHNICALLY CONSIDERD A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
  • WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL THE TEACHERS SAID “PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT”. THEN THEY SAID “NOBODY’S PERFECT” SO I STOPPED PRACTICING.
  • EVERYBODY’S GOT A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY; SOME JUST DON’T HAVE FILM.
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