- My grandmother started walking when she was 60 years old. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is. Ellen DeGeneres
- Be careful about reading health books. Some day you could die from a misprint. M. Herz
- If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desk a sign of? Lawrence Peter
- Even if you’re on the right track you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
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