- “Latte” is Italian for “you paid too much for that coffee”.
- NEWS FLASH: Police toilet stolen; police have nothing to go on.
- I believe in a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
- (just in time for Mother’s day) Treat your Mom to a margarita; you’re probably the reason she drinks.
- Remember; the best things in life are free, plus tax.
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