Every presidential candidate has used a campaign song to juice up his speeches and provide background music that he/she can identify with. We are suggesting the following lyrics–sung with the sound of “The Great Pretender”. We hope you know the original lyrics and notes; it will make the song more enjoyable.
He pretends the big steal is reality. He pretended he didn’t have the 300 boxes of classified docs. He pretended he didn’t defraud the State of New York. He pretended he didn’t encourage thousands of armed rioters to go to the Capitol. He pretended he didn’t take the Presidential Oath of Office. He pretended he didn’t know why Michael Cohen paid Stormy D. He pretended bleach might be the solution to the COVID problem. We could go on but you get the idea.
SUGGESTED LYRIC MIGHT BE:
A REMORSELESS CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER…JUST PLAYING LIKE IT’S ALL A GAME…I MADE LYING AN ART–I’M NOT VERY SMART…I’VE CONQUERED GUILT WITHOUT SHAME.
While this might be a bit over-the-top it’s impossible to argue the words.
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