June 15th is Father’s Day this year and to commemorate the occasion we are again offering some humorous and maybe thought-provoking quotes from well-known sources. ENJOY:
- HAVING A 2 YEAR OLD KID IS LIKE HAVING A BLENDER WITHOUT A LID. (Jerry Seinfeld)
- HAVING CHILDREN IS LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE. NOBODY SLEEPS, EVERYTHING’S BROKEN AND THERE’S A LOT OF THROWING UP. (Ray Romano)
- HAVING ONE CHILD MAKES YOU A PARENT. HAVING TWO KIDS MAKES YOU A REFEREE. (David Frost)
- THE OLDER I GET THE SMARTER MY FATHER SEEMS TO GET. (Tim Russert)
- A FATHER CARRIES HIS PICTURES WHERE HIS MONEY USED TO BE. (Steve Martin)
- I HATE IT WHEN NEW PARENTS ASK WHO THE BABY LOOKS LIKE. IT WAS BORN 15 MINUTES AGO, IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO. (Kevin Hart)
- BEFORE I GOT MARRIED I HAD 6 THEORIES ABOUT RAISING CHILDREN. NOW I HAVE 6 CHILDREN AND NO THEORIES. (John Wilmot)
- I NEVER GOT ALONG WITH MY DAD. KIDS USED TO COME UP TO ME AND SAY ‘MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD. I’D SAY “WHEN?” (Bill Hicks)
- ME AND MY DAD USED TO PLAY TAG. HE’D DRIVE. (Rodney Dangerfield)
- SOME TIMES I’M AMAZED THAT MY WIFE AND I CREATED TWO HUMAN BEINGS FROM SCRATCH YET STRUGGLE TO ASSEMBLE THE MOST BASIC OF IKEA CABINETS. (Greg Kinnear)
- I GAVE MY FATHER A $100 AND TOLD HIM TO GO OUT AND BUY SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER. SO HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A PRESENT FOR MY MOTHER. (Rita Rudner)
- BY THE TIME A MAN REALIZES THAT HIS FATHER WAS RIGHT HE HAS A SON WHO THINKS HE’S ALWAYS WRONG. (Charles Wadsworth)
- MY FATHER GAVE ME THE GREATEST GIFT ANYONE COULD GIVE TO ANOTHER PERSON; HE BELIEVED IN ME. (Jimmy Valvano)
- EVERYONE CAN BE A FATHER, BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO BE A DAD. (Wade Boggs)
- HE DIDN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE, HE LIVED AND LET ME WATCH HIM DO IT. (Clarence Kelland)
While Father’s Day is special we remind all Fathers that without Mom’s and the “thrills” of pregnancy they would never have earned the title. Care for each other. It makes living easier and better for everyone.
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