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- THE FATTEST KNIGHT AT KING ARTHUR’S ROUND TABLE WAS SIR CUMFERENCE. HE ATE TOO MUCH PI.
- A RUBBER BAND PISTOL WAS CONFISCATED DURING ALGEBRA CLASS BECAUSE IT WAS A WEAPON OF MATH DISRUPTION.
- A GRENADE THROWN INTO A KITCHEN IN FRANCE WOULD RESULT IN LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART.
- A HOLE HAS BEEN FOUND IN A NUDIST CAMP WALL. THE POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT.
- I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL WAS GETTING BIGGER AND THEN IT HIT ME.
- TWO FISH SWIM INTO A CONCRETE WALL. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS “DAM”.
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