For many sports fans the 30 days from March 15 to April 15 are the most interesting and exciting days in sports. March Madness in college basketball, Baseball opening days and the Masters Golf Tournament are all major events that catch our attention. And while those sports are serious competition we thought that they might also tolerate a bit of levity. So we’re offering the following quotes for your enjoyment.
BASEBALL:
- IF PEOPLE DON’T WANNA COME OUT TO THE GAME, NOBODY’S GONNA STOP ‘EM. (Yogi Berra)
- IF A WOMAN HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SAVING AN INFANT’S LIFE AND CATCHING A FLY BALL SHE’LL CHOOSE TO SAVE THE INFANT’S LIFE EVERY TIME –EVEN IF THERE ARE MEN ON BASE. (Dave Barry)
- BASEBALL IS WHAT WE WE’RE; FOOTBALL IS WHAT WE’VE BECOME. ((Mary McGrory)
- THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY BASEBALL CAREER CAME IN PHILADELPHIA’S STADIUM WHEN I SAW A FAN FALL OUT OF THE UPPER DECK. WHEN HE GOT UP WITH MINOR INJURIES AND WALKED AWAY THE CROWD BOOED HIM. (Bob Uecker)
- GO CUBS!! AND TAKE THE BEARS WITH YOU!! (Chicago Bumper Sticker)
- YOU CAN’T STEAL SECOND BASE AND KEEP YOUR FOOT ON FIRST. (Unknown)
- I KNEW MY CAREER WAS OVER IN 1965 WHEN MY BASEBALL CARD CAME OUT AND MY PICTURE WASN’T ON IT. (Bob Uecker)
- BASEBALL IS WRONG. MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CAN’T WALK. (Confucius)
GOLF
- FILING INCOME TAX RETURNS HAS MADE LIARS OF MORE AMERICANS THAN GOLF. (Will Rogers)
- IF YOU’RE CAUGHT ON A COURSE DURING A STORM AND ARE AFRAID OF LIGHTNING, HOLD UP A ONE IRON. EVEN GOD CAN’T HIT A ONE IRON. (Lee Trevino)
- A BAD ADAY AT GOLF IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE. ((Lee Trevino)
- GOLF AND SEX ARE THE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN ENJOY WITHOUT BEING GOOD AT THEM. (Jimmy Demaret)
- THEY CALL IT “GOLF” BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER FOUR LETTER WORDS WERE TAKEN. (Karrie Webb)
- MY SCORE SEEMS TO IMPROVE CONSIDERABLY WHEN I HAVE THE SCORECARD. (Patty Sheehan)
- GOLF IS A GAME WHERE YOU YELL “FORE”, SHOOT A SIX, AND WRITE DOWN A FIVE. (Paul Harvey)
- GOLF IS THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF. (Chi Chi Rodriguez)
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