Now that 2025 has started we think you might enjoy comments that other revelers offered to launch what everyone hopes will be better than last year–AGAIN!
- MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO GET DOWN TO THE WEIGHT I WAS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT. AND TO STOP CALLING IT THE “ACCIDENT” WHEN I EAT TOO MANY SNACKS.
- AN OPTIMIST STAYS UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO WELCOME THE NEW YEAR IN. A PESSIMIST STAYS UP TO MAKE SURE THE OLD YEAR LEAVES.
- MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WAS TO DROP ALL MY BAD HABITS–BUT NO ONE LIKES A QUITTER.
- MAY ALL YOUR TROUBLES LAST AS LONG AS YOUR RESOLUTIONS.
- I GAVE UP DRINKING FOR THE NEW YEAR. SORRY, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. I GAVE UP. DRINKING FOR THE NEW YEAR.
- MY RESOLUTION WAS TO READ MORE…SO I PUT THE SUBTITLES ON MY TV.
- A DRUNK WAKES UP IN JAIL ON NEW YEARS EVE AND ASKS THE POLICE OFFICER HE SEES “WHY AM I HERE?’ THE COP REPLIES “FOR DRINKING”. “GREAT” SLURS THE MAN “WHEN DO WE START?”
- A MAN WHO HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK DECIDES TO WALK HOME ON NEW YEARS EVE. A POLICEMAN STOPPED THE MAN AND ASKED WHERE HE WAS GOING. “I’M ON MY WAY TO A LECTURE” THE MAN REPLIED. THE COP SCOFFED “WHO GIVES A LECTURE ON NEW TEARS EVE?” THE MAN ANSWERED “MY WIFE”.
- A WOMAN TOLD HER HUSBAND SHE HAD A DREAM THAT HE WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A DIAMOND RING. SHE ASKED HIM “WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS?” HE SAID “YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO FIND OUT”. SO AT MIDNIGHT HE GAVE HER A SMALL GIFT BOX WHICH SHE EXCITEDLY OPENED. IN IT SHE FOUND A BOOK ENTITLED “THE MEANING OF DREAMS”.
- I MADE A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION TO STOP PROCRASTINATING AND I’M GOING TO START NEXT YEAR.
We hope your new year is your best one yet and hope that you’ll join us in 2025 as we explore together events that shape and shake our world. Our “game” is looking at happenings and providing a different point of view–one that mainstream media doesn’t provide. If that’s your style please remember us and come back for more “anotherview”.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025!!!
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