We offer some baseball wit and wisdom for what was always called “the national pastime”.
- BASEBALL IS WRONG. MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK. (Confucius)
- LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL IS A VERY GOOD THING BECAUSE IT KEEPS THE PARENTS OFF THE STREETS. (Yogi Berra)
- WHAT DOES A MAMA BEAR ON THE PILL HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE WORLD SERIES? NO CUBS. (Harry Caray)
- SLUMPS ARE LIKE A SOFT BED. THERE EASY TO GET INTO AND HARD TO GET OUT OF. (Johnny Bench)
- THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE YOU’RE A GOOD SPORT IS TO LOSE. (Ernie Banks)
- I’VE LEARNED THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WIN TO BE A WINNER. (Lou Piniella)
- THE ONLY WAY TO MANAGE A BASEBALL TEAM IS TO KEEP THE GUYS WHO HATE YOU AWAY FROM THE GUYS WHO ARE UNDECIDED. (Casey Stengel)
- BASEBALL IS 90% MENTAL. THE OTHER HALF IS PHYSICAL. (Yogi Berra)
- NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE, YOU’LL LOSE 1/3rd OF YOUR GAMES. NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU ARE, YOU’LL WIN 1/3rd OF YOUR GAMES. IT’S THE OTHER 1/3rd THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE. (Tommy LaSorda)
- I KNEW MY CAREER WAS OVER WHEN MY BASEBALL CARD CAME OUT WITH NO PICTURE. (Bob Uecker)
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