Next Sunday is Father’s Day, 2024. It’s easy to get sentimental over Father’s Day. The Bible tells us “to revere your Father even when he’s very old and even if his mind should fail him because kindness to a Father is special as it finds favor with God”. A neighbor recently lost his Father and said “he gave me so much more than his name”. What a great tribute!! Let’s turn the page with some lighter thoughts.
- I GAVE MY FATHER A $100 AND SAID “BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER” SO HE WENT OUT A BOUGHT A PRESENT FOR MY MOTHER. (Rita Rudner)
- ME AND MY DAD USED TO PLAY TAG. HE’D DRIVE. (Rodney Dangerfield)
- SOMETIMES I’M AMAZED THAT MY WIFE AND I CREATED TWO HUMAN BEINGS FROM SCRATCH YET STRUGGLE TO ASSEMBLE THE MOST BASIC OF IKEA CABINETS. (John Kinnear)
- I NEVER GOT ALONG WITH MY DAD. KIDS USED TO COME UP TO ME AND SAY “MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD”. I’D SAY ‘YEAH, WHEN?” (Bill Hicks)
- HAVING CHILDREN IS LIKE A FRAT HOUSE. NOBODY SLEEPS, EVERYTHING’S BROKEN AND THERE’S A LOT OF THROWING UP. (Ray Romano)
- MY DAD BOUGHT A PAIR OF CAMOUFLAGE PANTS. NOW I CAN’T FIND HIM. (Steven Wright)
- JUST TAUGHT MY KIDS ABOUT TAXES BY EATING 38% OF THEIR ICE CREAM. (Conan O’Brien)
- A GOOD FATHER IS ONE WHOSE ONLY REASON FOR PUTTING DOWN A LAUGHING BABY IS TO PICK UP A CRYING ONE. (Linda Poindexter)
- ANY MAN CAN BE A FATHER BUT IT TAKES SOMEONE SPECIAL TO BE A DAD. (Anne Geddes)
- HE DIDN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE; HE LIVED, AND LET ME WATCH HIM DO IT. (Clarence B. Kelland)
Anothersview wishes all Fathers a happy and safe day of celebration. ENJOY!!!
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