Every family regardless of wealth or circumstance should celebrate Mother’s Day. Some visit, some call, some memorialize, some remember. Whatever works for you–but some part of this day will harken back to those days–both good and otherwise. The following observations are offered as reminders of how you might remember younger days. Hope you enjoy.
- YOUR NICKNAME IS MOM. BUT YOUR REAL NAME IS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
- YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOM WHEN BEING ALONE IN THE CAR IS THE MOST EXCITING PART OF YOUR DAY.
- MOTHERHOOD IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE BUT IN REVERSE. YOU START OUT IN A BEAUTIFUL GOWN (WEDDING) AND END UP IN STAINED RAGS CLEANING UP AFTER LITTLE PEOPLE.
- WHEN MY KIDS BECOME WILD AND UNRULY, I USE A NICE SAFE PLAYPEN. WHEN THEY’RE FINISHED I CLIMB OUT. (Erma Bombeck)
- YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOM WHEN THE FIRST THING YOU SAY WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM IS “WHAT’S THAT SMELL?”
- THE MOST EXPENSIVE PART OF HAVING KIDS IS ALL THE WINE YOU HAVE TO DRINK.
- IF EVOLUTION REALLY WORKS WHY DO MOTHERS ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS? (Milton Berle)
- MY MOTHER’S MENU CONSISTED OF TWO CHOICES: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. (Buddy Hackett)
- MY MOTHER TOLD ME A MILLION TIMES NOT TO EXAGGERATE.
- I WANT MY CHILDREN TO HAVE ALL THE THINGS I COULDN’T AFFORD. THEN I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM. (Phyllis Diller)
- I LOVE TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY KID, BUT SOME DAYS MY GOAL IS TO FIND A HIDING PLACE WHERE HE CAN’T FIND ME UNTIL AFTER HIGH SCHOOL.
- YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOM WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GETS HURT AND YOU CRY.
- MAMA DOES EVERYTHING FOR THE BABY WHO RESPONDS BY SAYING ‘DA-DA” FIRST.
- THE CLOSEST I GET TO A SPA DAY IS WHEN THE STEAM FROM THE DISHWASHER SMACKS ME IN THE FACE.
- BEING A MOM ISN’T EASY; IF IT WAS DADS WOULD DO IT.
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