Presented for your pleasure is a combination of serious and not-so-serious comments about Thanksgiving. First, the serious points to ponder…
- ENVY AND GREED STARVE ON A STEADY DIET OF THANKSGIVING. (Billy Graham)
- GRATITUDE MAKES SENSE OF THE PAST, BRINGS PEACE FOR TODAY AND CREATES A VISION FOR TOMORROW. (Melody Beattie)
- AS WE EXPRESS OUR GRATITUDE, WE MUST NEVER FORGET THAT THE HIGHEST APPRECIATION IS NOT TO UTTER WORDS–BUT TO LIVE BY THEM. (John F. Kennedy)
- WE TEND TO FORGET THAT HAPPINESS DOESN’T COME AS A RESULT OF GETTING SOMETHING WE DON’T HAVE; BUT RATHER OF RECOGNIZING AND APPRECIATING WHAT WE DO HAVE. (Friedrich Koenig)
- MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY; MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP; MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS AND YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE; AND MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS. (Grampa Jones)
Now for a continuation to “wit”….
- MOST TURKEYS TASTE BETTER THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING; MY MOTHERS ALWAYS TASTED BETTER THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING. (Rita Rudner)
- Ah THANKSGIVING, WHEN THE INDIANS SAID “WELL THS HAS ALL BEEN FUN, BUT WE KNOW YOU HAVE ALONG VOYAGE BACK TO ENGLAND”. (Jay Leno)
- MY COOKING IS SO BAD THAT MY KIDS THOUGHT IT WAS A COMMEMORATION OF PEARL HARBOR. (Phyllis Diller)
- VEGETABLES ARE A MUST IF YOU’RE ON A DIET AT THANKSGIVING. SO, I SUGGEST CARROT CAKE, ZUCCHINI BREAD AND PUMPKIN PIE. (Jim Davis)
- IS IT JUST A CONCIDENCE THAT ELECTION CANDIDATES AND TURKEYS COME OUT ABOUT THE SAME TIME IN NOVEMBER? (Paul Thomas)
- YOU KNOW YOU ATE TOO MUCH AT THANKSGIVING IF YOU NEED TO LET OUT YOUR BATHROBE THE NEXT MORNING. (Jay Leno)
Comments are closed