- WHAT DOES A MISSISSIPPI STATE FOOTBALL PLAYER GET ON HIS SAT’s?…..DROOL.
- WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT 32 ALABAMA CHEERLEADERS IN A ROOM?… A FULL SET OF TEETH.
- HOW DO YOU GET AN LSU CHEERLEADER INTO YOUR DORM ROOM?…GREASE HER HIPS AND PUSH LIKE CRAZY.
- HOW DO YOU GET A SOUTH CAROLINA GRADUATE OFF YOUR FRONT PORCH?…PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA.
- WHY DO AUBURN CHEERLEADERS WEAR BIBS?…TO KEEP THE TOBACCO JUICE OFF THEIR UNIFORMS.
- WHY DO THEY NO LONGER SERVE ICE AT GEAORGIA FOOTBALL GAMES?…THE SENIOR WHO KNEW THE RECIPE FINALLY GRADUATED LAST YEAR.
- WHY SHOULD THE VANDERBILT FOOTBALL TEAM BE CALLED THE “OPPOSUMS”?…BECAUSE THEY PLAY DEAD AT HOME AND GET KILLED ON THE ROAD.
- WHAT ARE THE LONGEST 3 YEARS OF A FLORIDA STATE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S LIFE?…HIS FRESHMAN YEAR.
- HOW MANY ARKANSAS FRESHMEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?…NONE. THAT’S A SOPHOMORE COURSE AT ARKANSAS.
- WHERE WAS OJ SIMPSON HEADED IN HIS WHITE BRONCO WHILE TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE POLICE?…TEXAS A&M, BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THE POLICE WOULD NEVER LOOK THERE FOR A HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER.
- WHY DID TENESSEE CHOOSE ORANGE AS THEIR TEAM COLOR?….BECAUSE YOU CAN WEAR IT TO THE GAME ON SATURDAY, GO HUNTING ON SUNDAY AND PICK UP TRASH THE REST OF THE WEEK WITHOUT CHANGING CLOTHES.
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