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- NEVER IRON A FOUR LEAF CLOVER. YOU DON’T WANT TO PRESS YOUR LUCK.
- MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT AND NEVER WANT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.
- I ONLY DRINK ON TWO OCCASIONS; WHEN I’M THIRSTY AND WHEN I’M NOT.
- THE TRUE IRISHMAN HAS SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE TRUTH THAT HE USES IT ONLY IN EMERGENCIES.
- IRISH DIPLOMACY: THE ABILITY TO TELL A MAN TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE’LL LOOK FORWARD TO THE TRIP.
- MAY THE SADDEST DAY OF YOUR FUTURE BE NO WORSE THAN THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR PAST.
- AN OLD IRISH RECIPE FOR LONGEVITY: LEAVE THE TABLE HUNGRY; LEAVE THE BED SLEEPY; AND LEAVE THE BAR THIRSTY.
- MAY YOUR POCKETS BE HEAVY AND YOUR HEART BE LIGHT; AND MAY GOOD LUCK PURSUE YOU MORNING AND NIGHT.
- I SPENT 90% OF MY MONEY ON WOMEN AND DRINK; THE REST I WASTED.
- MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOU AND MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR BACK.
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