We at anothersview.com wish everyone a Happy and Prosperous New Year. And we offer these nuggets of thought to start you off in the right direction. Hope you enjoy.

  • GOOD RESOLUTIONS ARE SIMPLY CHECKS DRWN ON BANKS WHERE MEN HAVE NO ACCOUNT. (Oscar Wilde)
  • AN OPTIMIST STAYS UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO SEE THE NEW YEAR IN. A PESSIMIST STAYS UP TO MAKE SURE THE OLD ONE LEAVES. (Bill Vaughan)
  • I’M GONNA ORDER A PIZZA AT FIVE MNUTES TO TWLEVE ON DECEMBER 31st. AND WHEN THE DELIVERY COMES I’M GONNA SAY “WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR?” (anonymous)
  • HE WHO BREAKS A RESOLUTION IS A WEAKLING; HE WHO MAKES A RESOLUTION IS A FOOL. (F. M. Knowles)
  • LAST YEAR’S RESOLUTION WAS TO LOSE 20 POUNDS BY CHRISTMAS. I’VE ONLY GOT 30 POUNDS TO GO. (anonymous)
  • NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE GOOD RESOLUTIONS. NEXT WEEK YOU CAN BEGIN TO PAVE THE ROAD TO HELL WITH THEM AS USUAL. (Mark Twain)
  • I WAS GOING TO QUIT ALL MY BAD HABITS FOR THE NEW YEAR BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER. (anonymous)
  • MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND LESS SARCASTIC. YEA–LIKE I WON’T SCREW THAT UP RIGHT AWAY. (anonymous)
  • MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION USUALLY STARTS WITH THE DESIRE TO LOSE BETWEEN 10 AND 3,000 POUNDS. (Nia Vardalos)
  • I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE I DIDN’T BECOME A BETTER PERSON. (anonymous)

ENJOY THE NEW YEAR. WE WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE A SOURCE FOR THE CHRISTMAS POSTING. THE STORY ABOUT THE RESTAURANT SERVER WHO GAVE SMALL TOYS TO HIS YOUNGEST CUSTOMERS CAME FROM THE DAILY DIGEST. YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE. IT’S A FREE DAILY SUMMARY OF CURRENT EVENTS REPORTED THROUGHOUT THE PLANET.

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