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- YOGI BERRA: “You better cut the pizza in just 4 pieces; I’m really not hungry enough to eat 6.”
- HAN AARON: ” It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball: I did it all in one afternoon on the golf course.”
- GARY NUMAN: ” I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. That way I won’t feel so bad about being dead and everyone will know there’s something worse than death.”
- GEORGE BERNARD SHAW: ” He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”
- BOB INGLIS: ” Asking a member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.”
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