Next Monday is President’s Day so we thought we’d humor you with quotes from the title characters.
I MAY BE THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN MAKE GERLAD FORD SEEM LIKE A WILD AND CRAZY GUY. (Carter)
HONESTLY, IF I WERE TWO-FACED–WOULD I BE SHOWING YOU THIS ONE? (Lincoln)
THERE’S NO FUN IN HAVING NOTHING TO DO; THE FUN’S IN HAVING SOMETHING TO DO AND NOT DOING IT. (Jackson)
I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE DEFICIT; IT’S BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF ITSELF. (Reagan)
WHEN WE GOT INTO OFFICE THE THING THAT SURPRISED ME MOST WAS TO FIND OUT THAT THINGS WERE REALLY AS BAD AS WE’D BEEN SAYING THEY WERE. (Kennedy)
BEING A PRESIDENT IS A LOT LIKE BEING A JACKASS IN A HAILSTORM. THERE’S NOTHING TO DO BUT STAND THERE AND TAKE IT. (Lyndon Johnson)
I’M SO OVEREXPOSED I MAKE PARIS HILTON LOOK LIKE A RECLUSE. (Obama)
BEING PRESIDENT IS A LOT LIKE RUNNING A CEMETERY. YOU’VE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE UNDER YOU AND NOBODY’S LISTENING. (Clinton)
I HAVE LEFT ORDERS TO BE AWAKENED AT ANY TIME IN CASE OF A NATIONAL EMERGENCY–EVEN IF I’M IN A CABINET MEETING. (Reagan)
WHEN THEY CALL THE ROLL IN THE SENATE THE SENATORS DO NOT KNOW WHETHER TO CALL OUT “PRESENT” OR “NOT GUILTY”. (Teddy Roosevelt)
IF YOU WANT A FRIEND IN WASHINGTON, GET A DOG. (Truman)
RECESSION IS WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOR LOSES HIS JOB; DEPRESSION IS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR JOB; AND RECOVERY IS WHEN JIMMY CARTER LOSES HIS JOB. (Reagan)
THIS IS A TOUGH HURRICANE–ONE OF THE WORST I’VE SEEN FROM THE STANDPOINT OF WATER. (Trump)
BLESSED ARE THE YOUNG FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE NATIONAL DEBT. (Hoover)
IF ONE MORNING I WALK ON WATER ACROSS THE POTOMAC RIVER, THE PRESS HEADLINE THAT AFTERNOON WOULD READ “PRESIDENT CAN’T SWIM”. (Lyndon Johnson)
MY CHOICE EARLY IN MY LIFE WAS TO BE EITHER A PIANO PLAYER IN A WHOREHOUSE OR A POLITICIAN. (Truman)
HOW HAS MY RETIREMENT AFFECTED MY GOLF GAME? A LOT MORE PEOPLE BEAT ME NOW. (EISENHOWER)
BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND THOUGHT A FOOL THAN TO SPEAK OUT AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT. (Lincoln)
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