- WITH THE MONEY I’M MAKING I SHOULD BE PLAYING TWO POSITIONS. (Pete Rose)
- TRYING TO SNEAK A FASTBALL PAST HANK AARON IS LIKE TRYING TO SNEAK SUN RISE PAST A ROOSTER. (Curt Simmons)
- THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A METS GAME IS A METS DOUBLEHEADER. (Casey Stengel)
- A HOT DOG AT THE GAME BEATS A STEAK AT THE RITZ. (Humphrey Bogart)
- CLOSE DOESN’T COUNT IN BASEBALL. IT ONLY COUNTS IN HORSE SHOES AND HAND GRENADES. (Frank Robinson)
- ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT MY WEDDING DAY IN 1967 IS THAT THE CUBS LOST A DOUBLEHEARDER. (George Will)
- IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL IT’S OVER. (Yogi Berra)
- NEVER LOOK BACK. SOMETHING MIGHT BE CATCHING UP TO YOU. (Satchel Paige)
- (Most players complain “play me or trade me” because they want more playing time but a Cincinnati Reds player said the opposite. After not playing for a month he pinch hit and was beaned in the head with a fast ball. So upon waking up in the dugout he said…) BENCH ME OR TRADE ME. (Chico Ruiz)
Let’s hope that our team wins every game this year.
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