Next week all Major League Baseball teams will open their Spring Training camps. So we wanted to present some of the humor associated with baseball. Enjoy.
- I KNEW MY BASEBALL CAREER WAS OVER. IN 1965 MY BASEBALL CARD CAME OUT WITH NO PICTURE. (Bob Uecker)
- HE HITS FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE PLATE. HE’S AMPHIBIOUS. (Yogi Berra)
- BASEBALL IS WRONG. A MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK. (Confucius???)
- BASEBALL IS THE ONLY OCCUPATION WHERE A MAN CAN SUCCEED THREE OUT OF TEN TIMES AND BE CONSIDERED A GOOD PERFORMER. (Ted Williams)
- BASEBALL IS 90% MENTAL. THE OTHER HALF IS PHYSICAL. (Yogi Berra)
- FINISH LAST IN YOUR LEAGUE AND THEY CALL YOU AN IDIOT. FINISH LAST IN MEDICAL SCHOOL AND THEY CALL YOU A DOCTOR. (Abe Lemons)
- THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A KNUCKLEBALL IS TO WAIT UNTIL IT STOPS ROLLING AND THEN PICK IT UP. (Bob Uecker)
- THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF BASEBALL PLAYER: THOSE WHO MAKE IT HAPPEN; THOSE WHO WATCH IT HAPPEN; AND THOSE WHO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. (Tommy LaSorda)
- YOU CAN OBSERVE A LOT BY JUST WATCHING. (Yogi Berra)
- ALL BALLPLAYERS SHOULD RETIRE WHEN IT STARTS TO FEEL AS IF ALL THE BASELINES ARE UPHILL. (Babe Ruth)
- BASBEBALL PLAYERS ARE SMARTER THAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A BASEBALL TEAM GET PENALIZED FOR TOO MANY PLAYERS ON THE FIELD? (Jim Bouton)
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