Don’t fret as we begin the new year. Many plans have changed. These are words of wisdom that describe how some other folks have viewed their efforts.

  • HE WHO BREAKS A RESOLUTION IS A WEAKLING. HE WHO MAKES A RESOLUTION IS A FOOL. (Knowles)
  • LAST YEARS’ RESOLUTION WAS TO LOSE 30 POUNDS BY CHRISTMAS. IT’S THE NEW YEAR AND I’VE ONLY 40 POUNDS TO GO. (Unknown)
  • MANY YEARS AGO I RESOLVED NEVER TO MAKE A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION AND I”VE STUCK TO THAT RESOLUTION EVER SINCE. (Dave Beard)
  • NEW YEARS IS JUST A HOLIDAY CREATED BY CALENDAR COMPANIES WHO DON’T WANT YOU USING LAST YEARS CALENDAR. (Unknown)
  • I WAS GOING TO RESOLVE TO QUIT ALL MY BAD HABITS BUT THEN I REALIZED NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER. (Unknown)
  • YOU KNOW HOW I ALWAYS DREADED THE NEW YEAR. WELL THIS YEAR I’M GOING TO DREAD ONE DAY AT A TIME. (Charlie Brown)
  • I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE I DIDN’T BECOME A BETTER PERSON. ((Unknown)
  • I WANT TO START OUT THE NEW YEAR WITH A CLEAN SLATE, WITH NO GRUDGES OR HARD FEELINGS. SO THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO ME. (Unknown)
  • AN OPTIMIST STAYS UP TO MAKE SURE THE NEW YEAR COMES IN; A PESSIMIST STAYS UP TO MAKE SURE THE OLD YEAR LEAVES. (Bill Vaughan)
  • THIS YEAR I RESOLVE TO MAKE NO MISTEAKS. (Unknown)
  • MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND LESS SARCASTIC. YEA, LIKE I WON’T SCREW THAT UP RIGHT AWAY. (Unknown)

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