In keeping with “Turkey Day” festivities we thought you might want to see what some famous people think about as they approach the holiday dinner table. We hope you enjoy these comments and will share your opinions on these and other postings made this day.
- MY COOKING WAS SO BAD MY KIDS THOUGHT IT WAS TO COMMEMORATE PEARL HARBOR. (Phyllis Diller)
- IN HONOR OF HANUKKAH FALLING ON THANKSGIVING I’M GOING TO SPEND THANKSGIVING FEELING GUILTY ABOUT EVERYTHING I HAVE TO BE THANKFUL FOR. (Conan O’Brien)
- THANKSGIVING IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME. PEOPLE TRAVEL THOUSADNS OF MILES TO BE WITH PEOPLE THEY SEE ONLY ONCE A YEAR. AND THEN DISCOVER THAT ONCE A YEAR IS TOO OFTEN. (Johnny Carson)
- THANKSGIVING, MAN, NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE MY PANTS. (Kevin James)
- CUT MY PIE IN 4 PIECES. I DON’T THINK I COULD EAT 8. (Yogi Berra)
- I CAME FROM A FAMILY THAT CONSIDERED GRAVY A BEVERAGE. (Erma Bombeck)
- VEGETABLES ARE A MUST IF YOUR ON A DIET (AT THANKSGIVING). I SUGGEST CARROT CAKE, ZUCCHINI BREAD AND PUMPKIN PIE. (Jim Davis)
- MOST TURKEYS TASTE BETTER THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. MY MOTHER’S TASTED BETTER THE DAY BEFORE THATNKSGIVING. (Rita Rudner)
- TO SUCCEED IN LIFE YOU NEED 3 THINGS: A WISHBONE, A BACKBONE AND A FUNNY BONE. (Reba McIntyre)
- YOU CAN TELL YOU ATE TOO MUCH FOR THANKSGIVING WHEN YOU HAVE TO LET YOUR BATHROBE OUT. (Jay Leno)
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