The events of the past week are depressing to say the least. But–in an effort to get some relief from bleak headlines–we offer a lighter fare. We hope this works for you…
- EAT A LIVE FROG EVERY MORNING AND NOTHING WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU THE REST OF THE DAY. (Mark Twain)
- YOU CAN LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED IF YOU GIVE UP ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED. (Woody Allen)
- ONCE I HAD A ROSE NAMED AFTER ME AND I WAS VERY FLATTERED. BUT I WAS NOT PLEASED TO READ THE DESCRIPTION IN THE CATALOGUE: “NO GOOD IN A BED, BUT FINE UP AGAINST A WALL”. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
- THAT WOMAN SPEAKS 18 LANGUAGES, AND CAN’T SAY “NO” IN ANY OF THEM. (Dorothy Parker)
- IN AMERICA ANYONE CAN BECOME PRESIDENT. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. (George Carlin)
- TV AND THE INTERNET ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY KEEP STUPID PEOPLE FROM SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME OUT IN THE PUBLIC. (Douglas Coupland)
- PHOTONS HAVE MASS? I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE CATHOLIC. (Woody Allen)
- WHEN I WAS A KID MY PARENTS MOVED A LOT, BUT I ALWAYS FOUND THEM. (Rodney Dangerfield)
- THE BEST WAY TO KEEP CHILDREN AT HOME IS TO MAKE THE HOME ATMOSPHERE PLEASANT, AND LET THE AIR OUT OF THEIR TIRES. (Dorothy Parker)
- LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE. (Victor Borge)
We hope you enjoyed these comments. And we offer them partially as preparation for the rest of today’s postings. Warning: they are heavy. We focus on what we see as a reality for many of these issues. So take a deep breath, be tolerant in your criticism and understand that we offer “another view” because we know media fails miserably in that regard…we may be wrong and the difference is we accept that reality.
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