Sometimes humor is couched in wisdom. We offer the following examples…

  • EXPECTING THE WORLD TO TREAT YOU FAIRLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON IS LIKE EXPECTING THE BULL NOT TO ATTACK BECAUSE YOU ARE A VEGETARIAN. (Dennis Wholey- TV host, producer & author)
  • REMEMBER, TODAY IS THE TOMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY. (Dale Carnegie- industrialist & philanthropist)
  • LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT’S WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK. (Alan Dundes- folklorist)
  • NEVER ARGUE WITH STUPID PEOPLE; THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND THEN BEAT YOU WITH THEIR EXPERIENCE. (Mark Twain- humorist & author)
  • POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN–AND FOR THE SAME REASON. (Mark Twain- humorist & author)
  • THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPIDITY AND GENIUS IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS. (Albert Einstein- scientist)
  • BEFORE YOU JUDGE A MAN, WALK A MILE IN HIS SHOES. AFTER THAT, WHO CARES?…HE’S A MILE AWAY AND YOU’VE GOT HIS SHOES. (Billy Connolly- comedian & actor)
  • IF TOAST ALWAYS LANDS BUTTER-SIDE DOWN AND CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STRAP TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT AND DROP IT? (Steven Wright- comedian)
  • AS I HURTLED THROUGH SPACE, ONE THOUGHT KEPT CROSSING MY MIND–EVERY PART OF THIS ROCKET WAS SUPPLIED BY THE LOWEST COST BIDDER. (John Glenn- astronaut)

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