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- A DOG GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES AND WAS CITED FOR LITTERING.
- TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW. FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA.
- IN A DEMOCRACY IT’S YOUR VOTE THAT COUNTS. IN A DICTATORSHIP IT’S YOUR COUNT WHO VOTES.
- A VULTURE BOARDS AN AIRPLANE, CARRYING TWO DEAD RACCOONS. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS “I’M SORRY, SIR, ONLY ONE CARRION ALLOWED PER PASSENGER”.
- TWO ESKIMOS SITTING IN A KAYAK WERE CHILLY SO THEY LIT A FIRE IN THE CRAFT. UNSURPRISINGLY IT SANK, THEREBY PROVING ONCE AGAIN YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR KAYAK AND HEAT IT TOO.
- THERE WAS A PERSON WHO SENT TEN PUNS TO FIRENDS WITH THE HOPE THAT AT LEAST ONE OF THE PUNS WOULD MAKE THEM LAUGH. NO PUN IN TEN DID.
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