From the internet as old age wisdom for your consideration…
- Old age is coming at a really bad time.
- The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t have to write that down, I’ll remember it”.
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
- When I was a child I thought “nap time” was a punishment…now it feels like a small vacation.
- Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers…now they drink like their fathers.
- I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom “John” and renamed it “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
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