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- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEATH AND TAXES IS THAT DEATH DOESN’T GET ANY WORSE EVERY TIME CONGRESS MEETS. (Will Rogers)
- POLITICS GIVES GUYS SO MUCH POWER THAT THEY TEND TO BEHAVE BADLY AROUND WOMEN. AND I HOPE I NEVER GET INTO THAT. (Bill Clinton)
- NIXON IS THE KIND OF POLITIICAN WHO WOULD CUT DOWN A REDWOOD TREE, THEN MOUNT THE STUMP AND MAKE A SPEECH ABOUT CONSERVATION. (Adlai Stevenson)
- PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN TO LEATHER BECAUSE IT’S SAFER TO HARASS A RICH WOMAN THAT A MOTORCYCLE GANG. (Anonymous)
- THAT SCOUNDREL DESERVES TO BE KICKED TO DEATH BY A JACKASS, AND I’M JUST THE ONE TO DO IT. (A Congressional Candidate in Texas)
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