YES, THEY REALLY SAID IT

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To things are infinite…the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. ALBERT EINSTEIN
You only live once and, if you do it right, once is enough. MAE WEST
A day without sunlight is like, you know, night. STEVE MARTIN
Anyone who thinks sitting in a church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. GARRISON KEILLOR
I’m not afraid of death: I just don’t want to be there when it happens. WOODY ALLEN
Playing for a tie is like kissing your sister. BO SCHEMBECHLER (football coach)