Humble attempts at humor:

  • I WENT TO THE AIR & SPACE MUSEUM BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!!!
  • GOD GAVE US ONE MOUTH AND TWO EARS FOR A REASON. THINK ABOUT IT.
  • THE BEND IN THE ROAD IS NOT THE END OF THE ROAD UNLESS YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE CURVE.
  • I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY-POKEY BUT THEN I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.
  • DO CLOUDS LOOK DOWN AT US AND SAY “THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT”.
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