- I put a telescope as a peephole in my front door and now I can see who’s at the door for 1,000 miles
- I washed my dog with spot remover and now I can’t find him
- A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
- Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film
- Why don’t they invent a diet salad dressing and call it “500 Islands”?
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