Not every day is a winner but a smile will either improve on a good day or, at least, soften the pain of a not-so-good day. So the following burps are intended to get your day off to a good beginning…

SIGNS OF THE TIMES:

  • CHILDREN MAY BE DEDUCTIBLE BUT THEY’LL ALWAYS BE TAXING.
  • I WONDER WHAT MY DOG NAMED ME.
  • I’M A SECOND GENERATION VEGAN; COWS EAT GRASS AND i EAT EAT COWS.
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